Is your feed reader going a little bit hungry? Fill it up with the following feeds, they come in three exciting flavours! Oh, would someone please pass the salt?
Articles: Spicy Cormorant Flavour
Appealing to the more exotic palette, this flavour is made up of our articles which are cut into strips and glazed with a soft coat of honey. Ginger, cumin, a dash of cinnamon and cormorant feathers (sans the cormorant of course) round off this flavour nicely. » feed your reader
Columns: Tuna and Mayonnaise Flavour
For discerning readers out there this flavour consists of our regular columns lightly grilled in butter, mixed with a healthy dollop of mayonnaise combined with the best dolphin-friendly tuna available. Yummy, smacks of the sea. » feed your reader
News: Sardine, Soul and Anchovy Flavour
If your feed reader won't eat anything else then you can resort to this nasty blend of salty flesh, crunchy bones and brittle scales. We won't tell you how we make it, why not try it and find out for yourself? » feed your reader
