Half Man John

John Stevenson, funny guy, party-hardy and shaper behind Uhuru was recently captured doing something worthy of the Wall of Shame. Not only was he caught mimicking a knee-boarder, but he was also caught grinning while doing it...

Geez John, we thought you were a stand-up kinda guy, aren't you?

When we asked him about it he grinned the very same grin and said he got on his knees to pray for forgiveness, yeah right dude, we know those polystyrene boards you've been making give off quite a few fumes!

What you've said so far…

1 chris… Apr 05, 2006 @ 12:24
He must be such a loser. I say it is because he hasn't learnt how to stand up yet... ha ha
2 Marschant… Apr 05, 2006 @ 13:15
Actually Chrispy, he surf's quite well - which is why this is so shameful!
3 rob… Apr 14, 2006 @ 21:41
I never knew gingers could swim...haha
4 Random… Jul 22, 2006 @ 19:39
johns a legend
5 mart… Feb 10, 2007 @ 22:10
Hey, lazy floaters.
Can someone get me the coordinates of John Stephenson. I am an old varsity friend of his and thought he had long been eaten by sharks.
Thanks,
Martin
martin_stuchtey@mckinsey.com
6 chris m… Sep 08, 2008 @ 19:14
that is the worst piece of so called surfing ive ever seen
it makes me seeeek in the stomach
not impressed john
bleeeek
7 Maud… Aug 30, 2009 @ 16:04
His name is actually Sven. He may be from Norway and he learned to surf in Grahamstown they say. Mit of zonder mayo.
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I’m not wotrhy to be in the same forum. ROTFL
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wow some ppl can be so stupid......

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